They are among us…

July 3rd, 2008

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slowly rising with the arcade fire

June 5th, 2008

Datarock coming to Nashville

June 3rd, 2008

The next HEIST party is in Nashville with our friends Datarock and special guests Judi Chicago and Kevin Perryman. Count on lots of sweat and chest hair. datarock

Sunday, June 15
Mercy Lounge
One Cannery Row Nashville TN 37203
18+ 9PM
$7 advance / $10 Door
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Tattoos that will help you get a boyfriend

May 29th, 2008

The Swayzaur

Tattoos that will not help you get a girlfriend.

May 21st, 2008

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Sushi does a body good.

May 5th, 2008

Free Music Friday, Volume 2

April 25th, 2008

The good folks of Adult Swim and Ghostly International have teamed up to bring a sweet new mix of ambient, electronica and avant pop to the masses. And best of all? It’s free. Download it here and bring joy to your malleus, tympanic membrane and cochlea (and all the other parts of your ears). It’s a beautiful package, from front to back.

While you’re at it, hit up a couple of previous free Adult Swim mixes:

Warm & Scratchy
Chocolate Swim

My Dream Job

April 24th, 2008

Granted, it would take a lot for me to give up being the resident political addict, but this just might do the trick.


It’s the Typo Eradication Advancement League. Music to my ears. This league is dedicated to a more perfect spelling union. What could be better?!? Currently, the crew is on a mission called The 2008 Typo Hunt Across America, traveling coast to coast to point out and correct typos, incorrect grammar, inappropriate punctuation, and overall bad form.


You can read their blog, track their progress, and celebrate editing by visiting their site HERE.


Also, anyone is free to buy me this shirt:


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How Much Do YOU Hate America?

April 24th, 2008

Since the wearing of a flag lapel pin measures our true patriotism these days, here is a brief overview of how many newscasters actually hate America. Who can you trust these days??


Click HERE for the article.


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Japanese TV is amazing

April 24th, 2008

This is from some hidden Japanese camera TV show. I don’t get how they get away with pranks like that in Japan? Punk’d is a kids show compared to this. Also I wouldn’t want to sit in that Lay Z Boy after some naked dude was all up in it.